Drop mine, please! Drop them now. Drop them, drop them now. Or Unzip. Unzip, please! Unzip or Drop, Your Choice.
Okay! You’ve unzipped my pants. Now I want you to reach your hand inside. Keep reaching. All the way, shoulder deep, I want you to reach. Reach Reach and Do It Now. Good. Keep reaching. Keep reaching. Keep Reaching.
Now, DO NOT BE ALARMED, but THERE IS A SNAKE IN THERE. Venomous. SLITHERY. SPITS ACID POISION. HAS THE ABILITY TO STAND ERECT. Just make sure you REMAIN CALM. Do you COPY. I repeat: DO NOT BE ALARMED, but THERE IS A SNAKE IN THERE. Venomous. SLITHERY. SPITS ACID POISION. HAS THE ABILITY TO STAND ERECT.
just please whatever you do REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT PANIC
Now keep reaching. We need shoulder depth reach. You are going to follow through. You are going to follow through shoulder deep and reach, For The Snake. When you Find The Snake you are to grab it with five of your fingers, thumb included, and pull. Rest. Pull. Rest. Pull. Rest. Pull. Do not be alarmed if The Snake Begins to STAND ERECT. It will only harm you if you do not follow my exact orders. With your free hand you to now SLAP YOUR OWN FACE.
That was a test. TO make sure you follow orders. To keep you safe.
You are to come close with your face, to THE DEN OF THE SNAKE, and put its body INTO YOUR MOUTH, put as much as you can fit, INTO YOUR MOUTH. AND SUCK. AND YOU ARE TO GO DEEP. WE WILL MAKE THIS DEEP. AN EXERCISE OF DEPTH. ATTEMPT TO SWALLOW THE SNAKE. KEEP GOING.
NOW, you are to, with your free hand, UNBOTTON YOUR JORTS. GOOD. Now, with your free hand, the same hand used for unbuttoning, you are to intentionally take them off. LOOK, DO NOT BE EMBARASSED BY THE FLUIDS YOU’VE LEAKED THUS FAR. I SEE THAT EVERYTHING IS SOAKING. DO NOT WORRY. THE REAL SOAK HAS YET TO COME.